Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Funny Question

Arh, the GE is coming up so there's been quite a few shows that my troupe is doing for GRC events.

The most recent one was last Sunday.  The programme stated that my item would start right after the GOH's speech.  But suddenly, I was called onstage with no prior warning for me to standby and definitely no speech by the GOH.

SO I quickly gathered my props n put them at the side of the stage before I scrambled up on it.

The first question the emcee asked was:" How old are you?"

HUH???  I mean HUH!!!!????
%@#!*?

What kind of emcee asks that as a first question?  or for that matter, what kind of emcee even asks such a question???

totally INAPPROPRIATE!!!

goodness.

anyway, my reply was quick:" I'm quite old."

for which he said: I'm 15, so you can't be older than me."

my reply? "I'm definitely much older." and smiled my sweetest smile.  But inside my heart, I was thinking, what the hell was he thinking? 

DUH.